Monday, 27 June 2011

Commitment to Kinection

Hello, earlier today I was, once again, sat spinning latest gaming news on the rotisserie of eternal cynicism and I thought I would share my thoughts.

Particularly the latest claims from Microsoft that they are '100% committed' to the Kinect and its use with new and upcoming big titles.

To be honest this was not the kind of announcement that was ever going to make me shave my head and stick the hair to my back in the arrangement of a heart shape, but I am glad to see they haven't given up. Firstly though there is one thing about Kinect that needs to be fixed:

IT DOESN'T WORK

During my time with the Kinect it has complained about me being too close, too far, too low, too high, it didn't like my jeans, the room being too dark, too bright, the decor wasn't contemporary enough etc

I was tempted at one point to have a good old fashion, sit down, talk with it to try and persuade it to work, then I thought, "come on, that's ridiculous, it can't understand me....HAHA.....BECAUSE THE VOICE RECOGNITION IS MORE FUSSY THAN A MAN WITH SIX FINGERS IN A GLOVE SHOP".

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Don't get me wrong, when Kinect has worked I have actually had quite a lot of fun with it, but sometimes the niggles just seem to get in the way. Another thing, even though I am sure waving my arms about like a disabled gorilla will improve Mass Effect 3 infinitely, I just don't think it is, "the future of entertainment", because we all know the future of video games is Gears 0f War 19, Call Of Duty 56 and Fifa 34.5.........right???

Until next time, good day and good gaming.

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